Love is watching someone die.

princesslisa:

theprincessblog:

quitecheeky:kari-shma:

Feathers of a peacock (via Steve Spraggon)

lookingforalaskaa:

lookbookdotnu:

agloH

lookingforalaskaa:

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lovemidori:

Malted chocolate mousse cake, I want one!

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superbarbs:

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lovemidori:

Don’t be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.

~ Grace Hansen

mliaverage:

Today, while talking about women fighting in World War 2, our teacher asked, “Would we want women to fight in the war?”. Then a quiet kid in the back answered, “Yes, but only once a month”. Only 2 other people got that joke out of a class of around 25; The teacher and I. We both couldn’t stop laughing for at least 5 minutes. MLIA.

mliaverage:

A while ago I had a test at school. One question was list the three leading causes of death in the United States. My friend wrote heart disease, cancer, and Chuck Norris. He received full credit. MLIA.

mliaverage:

Today, during class, a boy asked a girl that barely ever talks if she wanted to go to Pen Island (penis land) with him. And without missing a beat, she responded, “Nahh, I heard it was really small.” I laughed so hard, I almost peed myself. MLIA.

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